Ok....I'll try to be positive and not talk about the game. So this year my New Years Resolution is to lose about 10~15 lbs to get back to my ideal 185 lbs. Yes, math majors, that means I weigh about 200 lbs. That's about how much Michael Hart weighs.......Arrghhhh......*must*.....*not*....*talk about game****!!!!! Arrrrghhhhh!!!! Ok Ok I can't take it anymore. WHAT THE FRICK ARE WE DOING OUT THERE??????? Number 3 team in the country trying to convince the nation we should have been in the national championship game???? Do we even know how to pass block??? I mean we looked absolutely atrocious out there! We played scared and looked like a dazed team from a punch to the gut from the OSU-Michigan game. Was it because of the month long layoff or the pro-USC crowd??? I don't think so, the game's outcome can be summed up by 2 factors. 1.) Chad Henne is the second coming of John Navarre. Shocking but true. Look at the similiarities. Navarre has rocket arm, Henne has rocket arm. Navarre showed good solid stats each year, Henne shows solid stats each year. Navarre turns the ball over in critical games, Henne turns the ball over in critical games. Navarre sucks donkey balls, Henne sucks donkey balls...see everyone?..the similiarities are shocking! 2.) Second factor can be summed up by a joke I heard today from Ed Gong, "What car does Jim Tressel own? Lloyd Carr".......Yeaaaaaa!!!! This is getting embarrassing! Lloyd Carr is the reason why Michigan football has failed to live up to expectations year after year. We have talent every year but we fail to capitalize on it!!!! We didn't look like we knew what we were doing. I mean why punt with 6 minutes left to go, down 3 TD's and then go for an onside kick with 1:09 left? Does that make ANY sense to anyone??? Go for it every fourth down when it is the fourth quarter and you are down big, you old fart!!!! Carr needs to check his last physical to remember if he still has nuts because his offense is SOOOOOO vanilla it makes me want to puke when I see them play. Every series goes down like this: 1st down: Run left (2 yds) 2nd down: Run right (2 yds) 3rd down: Screen Pass for 2 yds 4th down: Punt Get creative!!!! Throw in some trick plays! Do something. Adjust to the fact that Dwayne Jarrett was burning Morgan Trent every time!!!! Here's an idea! Why not put Leon Hall on him??? Take out the pathetic safety who kept letting Jarrett get behind him! Good gracious, I'm typing this and clenching my teeth at the same time......arghhhhh!!!!!! After the game, USC DE/LB Brian Cushing's quote sums up the Wolver(ettes) ineptness, "We just knew what they were going to do" Change the offense, change the coach, and help stop us Michigan fans from changing the channel at the end of bowl games. Its not, "Go Blah!" it is "Go Blue". Check out what I should be "Currently Reading" | 
